Thursday, July 31, 2008

EW x1,000,000,000,000

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OH MY GOD, just when you thought the new Hot Buys where good, THIS HAPPENED! AHHHHHHHH *runs around ripping off chunks of hair that reveal Naomi Campbell underneath* "OH SHIT, I JUST PULLED OUT MY HORSE HAIR!"
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*throws a cell phone at my hair dresser*
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Anyway, I wanted to say, the Indian collection sucks ass. It just sucks ass. I don't know any one in real life who would wear those (maybe hifof, but she's crazy.... :D). Besides, why is the new Hot Buys jump suit so cheap? We went from 16 stardollers for a crappy leaf print dress you could get out of the "faded glory" section on a SALE rack, to 5 stardollars for something just as ugly? I mean, is it that hard to create them? Honestly, I HATE IT. Callie, get some Pureology AND PUT YOUR EYES ON STRAIGHT, OR GET THEM CHECKED. How could you let Stardoll make this shitake? I mean, it's worse than swirly.cyclone's 1 year old tampons.
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Enough said,
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YO' FAITHFUL
Tranny
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Britney Says...
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As much as I was looking forward to the Hot Buys jumper, I can't help but feel disappointed. It's a baggy powder blue, puffy sleeved, it's kind of a peasant dress, but it's really a questionable disaster of fiber content... oh wait that's from "The Lizzie McGuire Movie... Still, it is a baggy mess and it looks like it has been stretched out by Fat Bastard of Austin Powers fame. Why does Stardoll create such horribly unflattering pieces for our virtual bodies? I'll never know.
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Since it is Hot Buys, and I'm a sucker, I bought it anyways.
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On a brighter note, the new Minnetonka Moccasin Knee-highs, are fabulous and so in, well kind of. I have to give Stardoll credit for trying, but these adorable boots were really in fashion, about two season ago.
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I wish they would have brought more colors in!
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10 comments:

lovinitlovinit said...

Um.....Yay?
LOL I love reading your stuff.
Its so out there.
Loves it!

crazi_babi* & shoppbabe12 said...

lol
i like the boots tho.i bought the clothes idk y lol.

Alexas said...

I agree with Britney, the boots are adorable but the HB jumper is too baggy and really loose. I wish it fit better, because I like the colors and the concept!

lovmarie12 said...

I dotn like the hot buys this month either but i have seen the native american style in lots of magizines and Misha Barton was wearing most of it

Anonymous said...

Why does Stardoll create such horribly unflattering pieces for our virtual bodies?
BECAUSE CALLIE IS A FAT BITCH!

allthelateststardoll said...

i totally agree.
Though I did think the purple dress was cute, but you didn't show it on your blog. i also like the boots, and even though i dont like the jumper, i had to get it. i mean, its a hotbuy! :p

xoannaxo97 said...

I the boots!
i bought all three of them :)

Anonymous said...

I love the boots too!

Anonymous said...

Callie dosnt design any clothes. SHE ONLY DOES THE MAGAZINE, PEOPLE!

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