In spite of my recent conundrum, I'm back in black (literally, check out my doll!)! This time I'm gonna do this good, so good that no one will be able to read for three days! :D Haha, but really. Anthony is back with better stories, better reviews, and soon to come PICTURES. Apparently ...DandG... has dissapeared up her own ass, and will not be back to return! THANK YOU for all of the reports and shittttt!!!!
And of course since it's winter break, I would love to start a snowball fight (in the comments). I would love to start by throwing the first snowball at *drummmm rollll pleeaassseeeee!!!!!!*
*HOTSTUFF! Throws it at her balls!*
Yay, I proved that that bitch is a dude! *Finds some crack, a razor blade, more crack, some fake tanner, a gift card to a tanning bed (to: HOtstuff; from:HOtstuff), a shank (so she can be protect herself from the evil halluciginary tan-monsters), artificial tanner, and some hormone shots in her purse* Lovely.
Ouch, man!
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MERRY CHRISTMAS!
P.S.:
Dear Santa Claus,
I've been really good this year except for the whole Blaire thing, the curses, the lying, the cheating, the bitchiness, cursing again, making fun of style (if you would give it a try, I promise you would LOVE IT), acting slutty, betraying friends, saying "God", making sexy time, making fun of little kids, copying like 25 answers off of Katilen's paper during my final in math class, being a crack whore, drinking that vodka, killing a hooker, stealing all of style's glory, being so rude to style that she became a cutter with awful clothes, saying all this stuff just now about style, all of the things Dan and I said about people, being friends (IDK WHY) with that bitch or should I say boytch LilMRbitch, cursing some more, looking at porn that one time with Nic, making fun of my teacher's lard ass, telling every one that Courtney (from my school) has aids, and last but not least going crazy on like 1,000,450,354, 234,069,2o5,396,039 bitches. What I will do in reaturn for no coal, is not be a bitch to the new writer! I promise I'll stop being such a slut, and only lie when I'm in trouble.
Love,
Anthony :)