Friday, January 30, 2009

You Know You Love Me


“Gossip Girl here, your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Stardoll’s Elite…”

That, believe it or not, is not how I found it fit to open this little introduction of sorts. I am almost positive that most of you are aware of who I am (and if you are not, I am sure you will learn quite fast) and for that matter have formed an opinion on just what I am. An uber bitch? A wannabe? An attention seeker?

I assure you, I am none of the above. Simply put, I am a girl who is lucky to have the connections she does. How I use those connections has led me to the peculiar position I find myself in now – a writer for a Stardoll blog. For the past few months, I have been observing in the wings, watching as both Stardoll drama and its correlating gossip scene have all but been destroyed by a string of unsettling happenings. This gossip drought must meet its juicy end.
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Now, I cannot promise that my presence here on this blog will change that; I am not as naive or narcissistic to believe so. However, I can make this promise, once I’m through with it, your beloved Stardoll won’t ever be the same.

And who am I? That’s one secret I’ll never tell. You know you love me.

xoxo
Gossip Girl

31 comments:

Mary said...

Awesome, been waiting :)
You've planned it for so long!

Anonymous said...

yeh teale..... we love you. NOT!

arna-rut said...

nice start :]

Mianizer said...

Whoa :)

lovinitlovinit said...

Hmmm. I'm curious.
However, you DO have fantastic writing skills! I enjoyed the read.

elleo said...

anonymous, I'm really doubting Gossip Girl is Teale.
on another note - YEEEES! finally, something exciting. I can't wait for your next post.

Rhiann said...

I had a feeling you were the new writer!
:)
Can't wait for your next post.

Anonymous said...

Ohh wow, how original...this used to be one of the best blogs about stardoll but this is shit, be original and employ a real bitch like BurnBookBitch or Hotstuff, actual bitches who don't rely on copying the format of a tv show.

Undamyumbrellla said...

I'm excited, I must admit. Scared too.
I just hope you're not mean about me and my friends.

Fag_Puff said...

You'd be much more fearsome if you were not living in the footsteps of a trashy and declining TV show.

:]

Anonymous said...

hey, i hope you dont mind but i have kinda stolen your banner for the header of my blog because it is called gossip girls so i loved it and had to take it :D Do You Mind ?

Anonymous said...

pshh fag_puff......if you did your job and actually related your perezhiltonofstardoll blog to PerezHilton.com you'd know Gossip Girl was voted number 1 TV show on the Perezzie Awards!!!! ;-P

lovinitlovinit said...

Yeah, I do sort of have to agree. I don't WATCH gossip girl, but it's way more unique to NOT totally copy another bitch. Come up with your own idea.

TheFemaleDog said...

You're either...
1. AriannCarle or however you spell it

2. Teal/hifof

3. That one Gossip by ELLIE bitch.

Eh, I'm probably wrong anyway :/

Lizzi_95 said...

Interesting..

Fag_Puff said...

Anonymous: Gossip Girl can be voted best TV show ever and my opinion is still that it's quality has and is continually declining.

& this is not 'my job'. The way things are I would even hesitate to call it a hobby.

Anonymous said...

your insanely original..
x]]
& if it were Teale, she would state that.
you obviously can't remember her if you think that, she never gave a crap...!

Anonymous said...

i dnt fink it is teale omg she never rlly card abt stardoll gossip but if it was her it wud be dumb coz she alwas sad she nvr card!

Undamyumbrellla said...

I don't think she's Teale.

LilMrsRich said...

I am glad and I hope she makes fun of springay!

Rachweee123 said...

It isn't Teale, she doesn't give a crap about what others think of her & plus, she wouldn't hide her indentity.

Sd Gossip Girl said...

Let's see what you have to say!

xoxo,Gossip Girl

SAMMY said...

Oh Lord.
I feel some new gossip coming and some drama along side.

springate said...

Ugh, I hate gossip girl so much, but I love britney, so I guess she is only O.K.

:'(

UGLY said...

oh GOd you don't have any imagination...you can't come up with your own thing so you must copy others...

Anonymous said...

OMG can't you just stop
Stardoll isn't your life....
Get a real life stop thinking so much about burn books
everyone of you has a stupid blog where everyone writes about stardoll and who's a stupid bitch and a snake blabla nobody cares
get a life

Fag Puff Fan said...

I would love for him to lie on a bed and for me to gently strip him naked and then have him jerk his fat 12″ dick until erect and then I would balance above and lower my jucy pussy onto his rock hard dick and I would gently sway and rub my hands over his hairless chest and stick my finger into his ass hole to hit his g spot and just before he came I would get up and put my mouth over his dick and have his come explode inside my mouth and then we would kiss and swap come and after that I would take a shit on his chest and he would piss all over my face as I drink his sweet piss by the gallon.

TheFemaleDog said...

I can't stand that show :/

Gabrielle said...

Not quite sure who you are but I'm looking forwards to your posts, although I don't love the idea of copying the show though...

Gabby xx

*dancingbubble* said...

...and yet you haven't posted anything.

what a fucking suprise.

Anonymous said...

Dude, WHERE'S THE POST?